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What do you like best out of these quotes?
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet!
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Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
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Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with your crap.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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For sale! Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.
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Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
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Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answeres I accept.
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I'm sugar and spice and everything nice, but if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice!
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