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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

oops same one...

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

eh, ok then

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

lol

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read one at a time please

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

wow it's been so long since someone's used a yo mamma joke that i've seen/heard hahah